Bit's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TRANSformers]

This animation sums up the SJW movement rather nicely.

Animation quality, writing, and voice acting were all on-point. I don't really have anything to critique.

[Nya Dance]

This animation is literally seizure-inducing, and it looks like a bunch of still frames illustrated in paint and sequenced in Windows Movie Maker.

[SS - Secrets of the Moon]

The animation is fine, but the content is all pseudo-scientific, new-age, ancient aliens-esque nonsense with no basis in fact. Anyone watching this should be viewing it for entertainment purposes only -- not for any real, factual information. Unless you're looking for information about various myths regarding the moon as well as mathematical mysticism.

Seriously. This animation alleges that the moon is a magical, hollow, shock-dampened sphere which was constructed by aliens as a way of not only saving the Earth but also influencing our brains. Then it goes on to explain the moon mathematically in the form of (1 / 3) * 9 = (1 / 9) * 27 which is supposed to amaze those who are not good at mathematics. It's like watching an episode of Ancient Aliens or seeing The DaVinci Code.

The animation quality and voice acting was pretty good, though. That was the only thing that kept me from giving this dis-informational animation a lower score.

RiverJordan responds:

It's fair of you to think so, but I happen to disagree.

Allow me to explain what specifically I disagree with. This video is a combination of 2 things: Fact and Theory.

In the beginning, we describe some very simple FACTS that take place (like the moon craters or nasa crashing modules into the moon and observing a reaction that normally indicates hollow-ness). From there we openly discuss ALL of the theories from the perspective that they are theories and that we don't know.

Shaming it and writing it off as pseudo-scientific new age nonsense without giving the credit that I actually went to great lengths to do what you're describing you want, I think, Is rude.

But that's just my thoughts ^_^

[Ocarina of Time HIDDEN CUTSCENE]

I was almost mad at you for polluting Newgrounds with one of those crappy let's play videos that litter YouTube.

Then I realized that this is NOT a crappy let's play video. Then I had a good laugh and gave it a 5.

[Pixel Brains Animated: Meet Campbells]

I tried to watch this, but I needed to stop because the characters were constantly yelling for no reason. It was rather painful to listen to. It's also more like a slideshow than an animation.

[Channel Letters Orange County]

Amateurish. Looks more like a no-effort powerpoint presentation than anything else.

Especially that fire effect in the last slide. I nearly vomited due to the complete disregard of composition.