I mostly use an empty doritos bag when I have sex.
Follow me to die instantly.
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Plastic wrap and a rubber band will work in a pinch.
Try it at home, kids!
You know, people often goto the doctors to get disseminated, but I found a cheap and easy to to do this: Put aluminum foil on your penis and balls, and put it in the microwave. wowo so glowy
I seem fine on the outside and I'm very happy at suddenly finding £1000 in my bank account but on the inside I'm very depressed and embarrassed at a situation that happened recently. Despite reaching nirvana; I don't know what to do about it so I'm depressed.
We're here for you, buddy.
i made penis out of rubber bands and bird feathers. u?
;)
don't you EVER ";)" me again, ok sweeite pie?
;)
;) .
You can't ;) without adding the period to the end? So sad.
are condoms those things that you avoid putting on your dick?
Condoms are those things that really uncool people use. I'd recommend against putting one on.
I guess I'm uncool then. ): Thank you for reminding me.
Nerd.
Not bad what about you?
P good.
OK.
Alright.
You are a function of this total galaxy, bounded by the Milky Way, and this galaxy is a function of all other galaxies. You are that vast thing that you see far, far off with great telescopes. You look and look, and one day you are going to wake up and say, "Why, that's me!" And in knowing that, you know that you never die. You are the eternal thing that comes and goes that appears — now as John Jones, now as Mary Smith, now as Betty Brown — and so it goes, forever and ever and ever
cocks
wow.
you've really gone off the deep end.
i think it's time to take a look at yourself and reflect on all the bad things youve done.
Jesus, is that you? Are you here to take me to hell because I touched my peepee that one time?
Spam
Hey.
Knock it off. I take the comments section of my newsposts very seriously.
u wot m8? u wanna piece of me?
Yes.
i'm gr8 bby <3
gr8 ;)
Ok then. Here's a bit apple http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/apple_bite.jpg
How am I today?
I've got 3 nickels, 2 empty cigarette lighters, and a Mcdonalds bag stuffed full of napkins to make a pillow.
I guess one could say I'm doin' okay.
What was the question again?
Drink your own urine.
I'm doing okay. How come you have D.O.E.S. in your favorites when you don't even have the participation medal?
I never got the medal. Maybe the API was messed up when I played.
how do you feel, bit?
Not bad.
Fenny
That's a very high failure rate.
Bit
That's why I wear two.