Hello. How are you today?
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I could be better. I'm sick, my throat hurts and I have a bad cough.
Are you feeling better yet?
I have a headache but otherwise I'm good, you?
It may not be today, but by tommorow, Congratulations.
Fine thanks, how about you?
You're a cool. YOu don't even afraid of anytihngs.
I'm cool right now.
The question is how are YOU?
Pretty good, how about you?
I'm good. Thanks for asking. :D
I enjoyed your wholesome ass, sir.
Good I guess, better than most weekends at least.
im going to die! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!
I am feeling pretty good :)
Meh, I've been better.
Your still alive!
I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Shiny level 35 I see?
Indeed. I rarely miss a deposit. 56 More deposits and I'll be dealing with the level 36 icon for a while.
The voting power is what really matters, though. Blamming spam and making sure good submissions get recognition is much easier with a higher level and better B/P badge.
Steven Scar, or Steven's Car?
OR steve n' scar!
I think i went gay, for a girl.. her name is alice... She has big tits.. and she likes to Fawk. Odd how i feel in love with her..
I'm happy for you.
I'm doing okay. Just a bit tired.
Try eating some vegetables.
They're good for you, apparently.
Not bad I didn't shit my pants today, soooo I would say it was overall good
I'm glad to hear that.
I had a terrible day.
Nice namechange, I updated your interview to reflect the change :)
i am well
hello im a random person plz come to my post and give me something to talk about ...plz
oh and im good to day :3
you look lovely today
But how does that make you feel?
like i weigh too much
Much better, thanks to you! YomToxic was gonna make me a birthday thread, but he just told me he got out of the hospital.. some asshole ran him over!
Glad I could help.
Nice rank you weak pussy.
I haven't voted on a flash in four years and mine is better.
Might as well give up.
I will now commit sudoku.
SEVKAT FOR ADMIN 2011
I just went on the portal to deposit (first time in ages), maybe get some B/P.
I can't even fucking vote.
I think that I'm banned or some shit.
I keep getting banned since 2013.
Admins be shittin' on my tight pussy.
Sevkat is the user the Portal deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
>Admins be shittin' on my tight pussy.
>greentexts on newgrounds
>user isn't sevkat
>imblying you have a monopoly on le may may arrows
u wot m8?
JUST A LIL BIT
Oh, you. ;)
absolutely fucking amazing
Remember to use a condom every time.
I feel like a human condom. I can never get anyone pregnant. ):
Don't worry. There is always that 0.1%, bro.
That's a very high failure rate.
That's why I wear two.
I mostly use an empty doritos bag when I have sex.
Plastic wrap and a rubber band will work in a pinch.
Try it at home, kids!
You know, people often goto the doctors to get disseminated, but I found a cheap and easy to to do this: Put aluminum foil on your penis and balls, and put it in the microwave. wowo so glowy
I seem fine on the outside and I'm very happy at suddenly finding £1000 in my bank account but on the inside I'm very depressed and embarrassed at a situation that happened recently. Despite reaching nirvana; I don't know what to do about it so I'm depressed.
We're here for you, buddy.
i made penis out of rubber bands and bird feathers. u?
don't you EVER ";)" me again, ok sweeite pie?
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