Hello. How are you today?
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I could be better. I'm sick, my throat hurts and I have a bad cough.
Are you feeling better yet?
I have a headache but otherwise I'm good, you?
It may not be today, but by tommorow, Congratulations.
Fine thanks, how about you?
You're a cool. YOu don't even afraid of anytihngs.
I'm cool right now.
The question is how are YOU?
Pretty good, how about you?
I'm good. Thanks for asking. :D
I enjoyed your wholesome ass, sir.
Good I guess, better than most weekends at least.
im going to die! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!
I am feeling pretty good :)
Meh, I've been better.
Sexy teen strips and fingers herself on webcam.
Will probably get deleted soon so be quick!
Your still alive!
I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Shiny level 35 I see?
Indeed. I rarely miss a deposit. 56 More deposits and I'll be dealing with the level 36 icon for a while.
The voting power is what really matters, though. Blamming spam and making sure good submissions get recognition is much easier with a higher level and better B/P badge.
Steven Scar, or Steven's Car?
OR steve n' scar!
I think i went gay, for a girl.. her name is alice... She has big tits.. and she likes to Fawk. Odd how i feel in love with her..
I'm happy for you.
I'm doing okay. Just a bit tired.
Try eating some vegetables.
They're good for you, apparently.
Not bad I didn't shit my pants today, soooo I would say it was overall good
I'm glad to hear that.
I had a terrible day.
Nice namechange, I updated your interview to reflect the change :)
i am well
hello im a random person plz come to my post and give me something to talk about ...plz
oh and im good to day :3
you look lovely today
But how does that make you feel?
like i weigh too much
Much better, thanks to you! YomToxic was gonna make me a birthday thread, but he just told me he got out of the hospital.. some asshole ran him over!
Glad I could help.
Nice rank you weak pussy.
I haven't voted on a flash in four years and mine is better.
Might as well give up.
I will now commit sudoku.
SEVKAT FOR ADMIN 2011
I just went on the portal to deposit (first time in ages), maybe get some B/P.
I can't even fucking vote.
I think that I'm banned or some shit.
I keep getting banned since 2013.
Admins be shittin' on my tight pussy.
Sevkat is the user the Portal deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
>Admins be shittin' on my tight pussy.
>greentexts on newgrounds
>user isn't sevkat
>imblying you have a monopoly on le may may arrows
u wot m8?
JUST A LIL BIT
Oh, you. ;)
absolutely fucking amazing
Remember to use a condom every time.
I feel like a human condom. I can never get anyone pregnant. ):
Don't worry. There is always that 0.1%, bro.
That's a very high failure rate.
That's why I wear two.
I mostly use an empty doritos bag when I have sex.
Plastic wrap and a rubber band will work in a pinch.
Try it at home, kids!
You know, people often goto the doctors to get disseminated, but I found a cheap and easy to to do this: Put aluminum foil on your penis and balls, and put it in the microwave. wowo so glowy
I seem fine on the outside and I'm very happy at suddenly finding £1000 in my bank account but on the inside I'm very depressed and embarrassed at a situation that happened recently. Despite reaching nirvana; I don't know what to do about it so I'm depressed.
We're here for you, buddy.
i made penis out of rubber bands and bird feathers. u?
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